Darcy Hordichuk and Colton Orr are the two students in gym class square dancing that always run to each other to avoid any awkward moments. Except gym class square dancing looks like Rocky IV, and these two square up instead of squaring their sets.
The winner in this? I don’t know, they both land some pretty big time haymakers. I guess the only loser is anyone watching the Toronto Maple Leafs at this point, and maybe Roberto Luongo. You know, the Vezina candidate that’s given up three goals on eight shots against the pathetic Blue and White, and are currently trailing by the score of 3-0 at the first intermission.
Oh yeah, and Vesa Toskala looks like Martin Brodeur. Opposite day came quite early this year.
Travis Yost is a native New Yorker and recent Arizona State University product . He is the team beat writer for the Ottawa Senators over at Hockey Buzz, and covers all sports here at The Prose. 