AFC

Questioning Week 15

New England Patriots – Did Chowdah Heads around the country hold their collective breath when Aaron Schoebel leaped over a cut block and nearly landed on Tom Brady’s knee?

New York Jets- Is Mark Sanchez a friendly or unfriendly reminder that this team is playoff caliber with Brett Favre behind center?

Buffalo Bills – How better to signal the end of a miserable decade than Trent Edwards’ final snaps wearing a Bills uniform? (Sack, 1 yard gain, incomplete, sack à carted off the field)

Miami Dolphins – At what point did Tony Sporano realize he had left his secondary at home, and was that before or after he decided to throw the ball 46 times?

Indianapolis Colts - The cardiac kids survived another tough game, but will the team muster enough running game production from their backfield against two of the best pass defenses in New York and Buffalo?

Jacksonville Jaguars – Can a Christmas break come soon enough for Rashean Mathis, whose poor tackling is the number one reason the Jaguars didn’t pull an upset on Thursday night?

Houston Texans – How can a premier player like Andre Johnson travel the length of two football fields in a game and not score a touchdown?

Tennessee Titans- Does any Titans fan give Ted Ginn Jr. a chance in a race against Chris Johnson, and how money was CJ – a Conference USA product, calling out Ginn for playing in a “slow” Big Ten?

Cleveland Browns- How many phone calls has the Cleveland franchise fielded about the possible trading of all-world playmaker Joshua Cribbs, and at what point did they ultimately disconnect their lines?

Pittsburgh Steelers- Did Mike Wallace save the Steelers season, or did he save Mike Tomlin from his proverbial execution?

Baltimore Ravens- Was Joe Flacco proving to the world he was still progressing as a Quarterback, or did he capitalize on a Bears team that rolled over?

Cincinnati Bengals – Did the Bengals play last Sunday indicate that they would’ve won outright against any team not named the San Diego Chargers?

Denver Broncos – Has Brandon Marshall vaulted into the Larry Fitzgerald and Andre Johnson ranks?

Kansas City Chiefs – At what point during the week did Todd Haley think it was a good idea to create a gameplan around NOT tackling, and do you think he’ll kick to Joshua Cribbs once over the next seventeen games they play?

San Diego Chargers – At some point will NFL analysts recognize them as the one team that can truly takedown the Indianapolis machine?

Oakland Raiders – If the Oakland Raiders were a College Basketball team, would they be dancing come playoffs based on their strength of wins? (Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Denver, Cincinnati)

NFC

New York Giants – At what point during the film session did Tom Coughlin realize that he isn’t going to face the Jason Campbell of yesteryear?

Washington Redskins – At what point during the film session did Jim Zorn realize that he isn’t going to face the Giants defense of yesteryear?

Dallas Cowboys – Did any other writer believe this hapless December squad could take down the undefeated Saints?

Philadelphia Eagles – Is DeSean Jackson what Steve Smith should be right now?

Chicago Bears – Does the Bears coaching staff know what it means to play for honor and pride, and if not, do any of them care about working in 2010?

Green Bay Packers – Is the loss at Pittsburgh disheartening because of the Steelers prior six game losing streak, or just an aberration of sorts?

Minnesota Vikings – Did any other fantasy football player lose in the playoffs because of a meaningless Adrian Peterson sixty-three yard catch, and at what point did you ask your girlfriend next to you the number for the Suicide Hotline?

Detroit Lions – Where was Louis Delmas all season, and how did his 100 yard interception return for a touchdown go basically unreported through the NFL media?

Atlanta Falcons – How soon will Chicago Bears players travel to Atlanta and learn what it means to play for the love of the game, as injured Matt Ryan and Michael Turner did even after learning their playoff hopes were dead?

Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Did Raheem Morris send a player or a coach to the Seattle locker room to award Matt Hasselbeck with the game ball?

Carolina Panthers – How many times has Steve Smith been in a put up or shut up situation and done the former, and will anyone hear about NFL defensive back Benny Sapp again?

New Orleans Saints – How much should Saints fans care about losing a game to a team in a must win situation, and was their rather inability to protect Brees at home concerning?

Arizona Cardinals – Was Ken Whisenhunt’s halftime speech the antithesis of Al Pacino in Any Given Sunday?

Seattle Seahawks – Will the Seahawks commit to elusive tailback Justin Forsett next year, or continue throwing the ball like it’s going out of style with Matt Hasselbeck?

St. Louis Rams- Can anyone find a more respectable, hard-working, and talented player than Steven Jackson, and is he next in line to assume the role of NFLPA President?

San Francisco 49ers – Why do the 49ers have an uncanny ability to rattle talented opposing quarterbacks, and why can’t they ever capitalize?